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Rogue LA Cop Shoots Donut Shop Manager-Loses Local Support From Left
BAD COP!NO DONUT!Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com) The ex-cop accused of three revenge killings left behind a long manifesto outlining all of his grievances and observations. The manifesto has given...
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Former Staff Writer Harold Worth Apologizes To Satire World Editors and...
Harold groveled for almost ten minutes saying how much he missed ruining websites and stirring up trouble by deceiving people. Finally, rather annoyed at having his Nikes tear-stained, editor Bargis...
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“Portsmouth Peckerhead” Joins United Kingdom’s Most Wanted List
The only photo of the ‘Portsmouth Peckerhead’ is this one when he was just 1 year old. Police fear alcohol was the culprit that destroyed his life.Portsmouth (UK)- (SatireWorld.com) Scotland Yard has...
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Boston Explodes; Luckily Obama safe in Bunker after 4 Putting 11th hole on...
Obama’s ‘double-secret’ bunker has a extra room for best pal Reggie Love…Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) White House spokesman Jay Blarney (sic) met with WH reporters in emergency session to assure the...
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Howard Worth: Thanks to ObamaCare I quit my job at Satire World!
Harold looks a little confused after a night celebrating the passage of gay marriage in the UK.Portsmouth (UK) – (SatireWorld.com) Former UK stringer Howard Worth is just one of the 940,000 former...
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New York Times Bails Out: Boston Globe sold for a farthing!
Hapless Harold Worth finally found a job as a first string reporter. Good thing the Globe headquarters sits right next door to a good Irish bar.Boston, MA – (SatireWorld.com) Thanks to their liberal...
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1 in 2000 Brits Carry Human Mad Cow Disease Cells
Hapless Harold Worth finally found the cause of the sudden appearance of crusty holes in his scalp as the disease steadily progressed from his frequent bouts of alcohol abuse. Portsmouth (UK)-...
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World Cup Bound Harold Worth Accidently Joins A Brazilian Street Gang
Harold Worth (right) just days before he had his muffin stuffed by some Brazilian dude named el Arana in a sleazy Rio bar Rio de Janiro, Brazil – (satireworld.com) British reporter Harold Worth was in...
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‘E” (for EVIL) Willams, newly acclaimed SW writer, said today he turned down...
‘Evil’ Williams did get alot of attention when he showed up at the last SatireWorld Christmas party with Tonya who claims she ‘works for Evil’ in the accounting department of his waterbed mattress...
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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “I Had My First Brazilian Today”
At the World Cup, Satire World reporter Harold Worth talks about ‘Julio’ a local sports hero (photo-above)“Julio made my knees quiver,” says a still flustered and excited Harold Worth who once claimed...
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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Brazilian Sheep Ranches Hire...
A few ranchers have dressed their sheep in disguises such as small ponies, cows, or Alpaca in an effort to hide them from soccer players….especially players from Manchester United who sneak along...
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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “London Gay Pride Parade...
My, how British! Brazil-FIFA World Cup – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire to be international and cover news all around the globe, I am currently working in Brazil to cover the World...
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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Disgraced Former World Cup...
Shuttlecock was famous for ball stealing just when an opponent was most unaware….In fact, Shuttlecock was good at defeating any underwear! (Brazil) – (satireworld.com) As part of Satireworld’s desire...
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Harold Worth Reporting From the World Cup: “Great Britain Eliminated From...
Worth claims he hasn’t cried this hard since the Nazis invaded Pearl Harbor. British team mates (top photo) blame the embarassing loss on too many transvestites allowed in team locker rooms causing...
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Satire World Editor lauded for raising minimum wage for struggling writers to...
Bargis said he had ‘no comment’ on reports he’s paying top dollar for wordsmiths atWWW.SATIREWORLD.COM But did say he was thankful for the really neat loincloth he received from Hapless Harold Worth...
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Bogus CDC screener arrested at LAX after testing incoming passengers with...
The unidentified young man gets ready for his next round of anal probes when a charter flight from Portsmouth England arrived at the LA terminal Ex-satireworld stringer Harold Worth moments before he...
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Entire Satireworld Staff Hunting for Alleged Sniper
This publication will spare no expense to get to the bottoms of this story Orlando, FL – (satireworld.com) Recently, a story was posted on Satireworld with instructions to attempt to find a sniper....
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Online Magazine Voted ‘Most Awful’ For The Second Year In A Row
Cafe Spike’s only American fan, Kneesha Hamilton says she likes Shuttlecock’s articles about living the ‘black experience’ not aware that Shuttlecock is a dweeby white dude who once claimed he recycled...
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Young Brits Now Claiming That British Sharia Law…’Not All That Bad After All’
British protestor Abu el Mohammed demands all British pubs be closed on weekends and that soccer matches take 15 minute prayer breaks every 10 minutes….Or something like that! London, England –...
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CafeSpike Voted ‘Most Awful’ Online Magazine For The Second Year In A Row
David Cameron mentioned that his party was aware of CafeSpike and says most of his cabinet read the site to relieve constipation. Shuttlecock’s father James Saville refused to read any stories from...
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